the assassination of Julius Caesar
It was a tables match.
First one to go through a table loses.
I hope everyone can appreciate this now
More people should watch WWE, to be honest. The amount of fuckery like the gif above that happens on this show, all while being live, is fucking glorious and you can’t help but keel over laughing sometimes
Like, some of these guys’ wrestling persona are just
like we got a guy who salsa’s all the time and kanye west’s people by yelling FANDANGO
a guy who never stops taking selfies (even during matches) also his phone is hooked up to the giant screen so you literally watch him take all these selfies
an old guy who goes around and propagates about illegals crossing the border and a whole bunch of racist shit but the shit he says is so ridiculous that no one ever really takes him as a serious racist, for example:
i really could go on
i really cant even with this shit sometimes
but yeah, you guys should watch it
Get me started
On how fucking
Live-TV wrestling is
Because I can do this
This is what
When you put.
A bunch of ass-kicking
In the ring
And tell them “THIS IS POINT B”
"HOW YOU GET TO IT."
"IS YOUR CHOICE."
Some take it seriously
But fuck up anyway.
Some don’t bother
This is actually pretty funny. I may have underestimated WWE.
i keep trying to eat my cereal but every time i take a bit i fucking look up and start pissing myself and long story short my laptop csreen is covered in fucking ceral im laughing so fucking hard
CLOTHING LIFE HACKS
Also good if you get blood on your clothes: spit on it. Helps break up the blood. (Also, mix vodka with water in a spray bottle to help deodorize clothes. Works like Fabreeze, but without the scents they have in that stuff.)
Just because this needs to be on my blog.
I’ve been very busy and so, also been very quiet! Since June, sme of you may know that I moved to the world’s only Xbox shop in Shoreditch… it’s nothing special (ok, it really is) but, since I started there in June as a senior sales advisor, I’m now rocking deputy manager!
I’ve also recently moved out of my house too! It’s all pretty exciting but, it was about time to be honest as I fast approach 30 years of age. However, this doesn’t mean I’m going to stop playing games or reading comics :P
I’ll get some more posts with real body soon but, otherwise I just wanted to let you know that I haven’t died or forgotten about this site (or my page).
It’s time… Plus I played this beta last Friday and it rocks! If you played it at Eurogamer last year, they’ve made quite a few changes!
Lund, Sweden: A memorial to a boy’s life cut far, far too short at the age of five. This tombstone immortalizes one of the boy’s favorite childhood joys; playing Pokemon on his Gameboy Advance.
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WHEN I WAS IN BIOLOGY LAST YEAR I ENDED UP TALKING OUTLOUD ABOUT HOW I WANT THE UTERUS AND THE SPLEEN PLUSHIE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW PERFECT THESE ARE EVERYONE TAKE ONE
the uterus looks like it’s about to drop some sick beats
That tooth one is my favourite